Some of these are pretty obvious. Some are, well, where the hell did that come from?! They are being posted as they’re learned. Feel free to add your own as I’m sure your model of significant other comes with his or her own clauses!
Rules:
- Always remember why you love her! It helps like hell during the times that you want to rip her head off.
- No masturbating in the bed. (at least, not while she’s in it.)
- Don’t ever use her bathroom puff! (its bad enough you grab her towel on occasion.)
- If she says, “Don’t stop…” my God, son, don’t stop!
- Never ever point out a defect in her attire unless you’re prepared to be asked about it continuously for the rest of the night.
- If you’re cooking with an ingredient that she doesn’t so much care for, don’t mention it. Just take satisfaction in the fact that she is chowing down on it with joy and you are, in reality, helping her to get over her own mind warps.
- Talk clearly; be patient. One day she will realize that your logic is just the way it is. (Unless you ever indicate that that is your objective. Be careful!)
