“Yes, dude. I get it. No really. I fucking get it! …you had no clue that sleeping with her would cause her to be so ‘attached’. Yada, yada, shut your mouth! Let’s talk about something else.”
Words that were never spoken besides through the corridors of my brain.
It’s ridiculous though. We’re all there for our friends right? Certainly. But if you know how the story ends…? And you made it clear as night to them before the story began…? And you KNOW that they knew it too…? I just don’t want to hear it. Thanks for the coffee. Now shut the fuck up.
Here’s a pre-relationship rule: If you sleep with her damn near on the regular, she’s over at your house five out of seven nights a week, and she looks at you with caring eyes… You guys are going to be “attached.” Deal with it. It’s what happens. That’s what you get for jumping in. I don’t care about your ex, or what you told her, you’re just silly for stringing her along and tagging this girl at the same time.
Smart guys don’t do that. Smart guys understand that one woman is already too big a handful when you add up monetary, mental, emotional, time, and responsibility demands. Smart guys go about their lives with…
Well there are actually no smart guys. And if there were, we’d never admit to it ;)
Regardless, though; quit your bitching. I’m about to gag on the late you just bought me.
